Let's say you've just returned from a long week occupying a federal refuge area and just need to take it slow. What better way than gardening? And the ONLY way any self-respecting gun guy should garden is by using guns, of course! Just purchase some Flower Shells, shotgun shells loaded with flower seeds, and start blasting at the ground! It's easy! You could shoot at the ground to plant some poppies, or just aim out over the soil to scatter some wildflowers. Boom!
|Shower gun safe|
|"open carry" tee shirt|
Walk out the bathroom, pulling the gun door knob on the way, and then pull out your phone to call your liberty-lovin' militia pals to come over for some pistol-packin' fun. Careful, though, don't let the police think that gun-shaped iPhone case is the real thing. You might regret that it looks so realistic.
|Assault rifle forks|
|Playing "Ca$h 'n Guns"|
|Shotgun shell shot glasses|
Be sure to pour you and your buddies some nice, stiff drinks from your pistol decanter into your shotgun shell shot glasses (complete with bandoleer), or maybe some gun drinking glasses with some bullet-shaped ice cubes, too.
Once your pals leave, and you stumble off to bed, fluff up your gun pillows, pull down your camo sheets, and put your gun into the bed holster. No lock needed!
There's simply no end to the ways you can feed your gun fetish, night and day!